bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE EDITED THE STAR TREK AUDIOBOOK TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO WAS NARRATING KIRK/SPOCK PORN
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
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first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
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